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Funny Nautical Shirt: Port Definition


Well, this is just too Cute!  A funny nautical shirt that gives a humorous definition of PORT.  It made me chuckle.  Land lubbers are often confused by terms like port and starboard.  This ought to clear things up for them.  Well, not really, but those who DO know the difference will get a chuckle out of it.

So, what’s the real scoop on port and starboard?

Simple:  Port is the left side of the boat (or ship) when you are on board and facing forward, or towards the bow.  Starboard is on your right when facing forward.

So, there you have it.  And it’s still a funny tee shirt.

Get yourself a funny nautical shirt with the definition of port (wine) and watch knowing eyes twinkle when you wear it.  Choose from a sea of styles and colors for men, women, and children.

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